cockwork-orange:

cockwork-orange:

I downloaded a mod for Skyrim that makes it so you can whistle for your horse when you can’t find it and it’ll come to you

so I was looking for my horse and couldn’t find it so I whistled and nothing

whistled again, nothing

then the sound of a horse dying from somewhere behind me

apparently my horse had been on top of a fucking mountain and threw itself the entire way down to answer my call

drama queen

(Source: bloody-nips, via katrus)

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

(via peoplemagazine)

christophsucks:

mood: robert downey jr

hobbies: robert downey jr

interests: robert downey jr

life goals: robert downey jr

(Source: quentinsucks, via starksempire)

rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

then wtf do u call this

(via rnarshmallows)

angrybagel:

WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA

(via rosiedoll)